He installed Linux IN windows

Glinux

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Add that directory to $PATH so you can use those apps in any directory

updating Hello World program

You can force it on windows if you really want.

Please elaborate

Exactly!

I also forgot about the (in)famous AmogOS

I mean Linux wouldn’t be as it is actually without Hannah Montana Linux and Justin Bieber Linux

Even better:

Before forking locally, fork it on another machine!

Let me (lemme?) translate this into customer-friendly business language:

Enhanced user experience

You just reminded me of one particular calculator app which put “+” button behind a paywall

3. Clean your damned phone screen