alias go-go-gadget=sudo$ go-go-gadget apt updatealias bridge-to-engineering=sudoalias computer=sudo$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell
I love this haha
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let’s hope you have at least 100hp then…
That’s what I came for.
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
For people that don’t get the joke: this messes up your system
If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Some people just wanna see the world burn
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1atlas:: $ andrewryan=1 atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan
What it feels like using windows.
“Please shutdown?”
“No, forced update time.”
“Please uninstall this browser and use this other instead?”
“No.”
can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure
I actually like this lmao
$ alias please="sudo"$ alias stay="shutdown"$ please stay_Oof right in the feels
Use
shutdown -h nowor-P 0Or just use
poweroff
It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.
sudo make me a sandwichUse
plzand add a Makefile? :)plz make sandwichWell done. I guess my reference was too obscure.
“Would you Kindly …”
With
fuckhttps://github.com/nvbn/thefuckplease shtudown fuckNo longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
also set up
insultsin sudoers for a unique experienceAlias albert=apt
please albert-get updateEdit: oops sorry didn’t mean to reply to your comment, I’m on mobile so I thought was new comment
That’s
please albert updatenowadays.Why is apt-get still around?
apton its own isn’t safe to use in shell scripts whileapt-getis. At least, that is the output I get when usingaptin a script on Debian.That is the only reason, for interactive sessions use
apt, for automated scriptsapt-get.
How dare you. Straight to Lemmy jail!
Please shutdown -h now
This from the OS that made me have to do a search for “how to kill children”.
wasn’t that Windows?
don’t make me watch the task manager video again …
what task manager video?
please shutdown
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.
