The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
Then what’s about MongoDB?
Hi, it’s me, Mongo.
Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.
Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.
A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol
Only thing that comes to my mind is MariaDB and “siblings”, didn’t know it’s that common.
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids
His first kid was called „My“?
That or SQL
Little Bobby Tables
I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
Pay for dinner
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
This man fights in the shade.
lmfao savage
Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.
Instead, I distract them with the fact that I’m a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.
I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.
I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--forceitPushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
smooth 👍
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Peak efficiency
Debra must be so pissed by now
“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”
Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn’t have to remember how to do it. And I didn’t even name it after her…
I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
