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Just today I heard someone whining about how in LinkedIn and other recruitment sites there’s like five bazillion profile tag options for RDMBSes and various dialects of SQL… when in actuality the recruiters are probably only concerned if the developer can do a bloody
SELECTand stuff.Oh boy, make Pythonscript a dialect of SQL but for frontend
PythonSharp Script Java Edition
Make it completely untyped. Everything’s just a string.
I think white space should be used to represent basic functions too. For example 3 spaces can be used to sum two values while 4 spaces can be used to subtract.
Yes, however indentation still defines block and the operator (white space in same cases) has to come right after the white space for the indent
What if every variable would have to use a pointer that points to a reference of the data in a central array. In normal languages you’d need a variable to store said array, but what if it too has to reference itself in itself, so we get some funky recursion.
Just call it Script.
There is a Tiger Jyhton version for the web https://www.tigerjython.ch/en
But at least just for educational purposes😅
…and it’s compiled
…but intended for web, but you can also misuse it for apps and system services
…to an intermediate set of instructions for a virtual machine…
…called the brainfuck interpreter
Brainfuck.NET Interpreter that uses modified Java bytecode instructions.
Yes brainfuck with some Java Bytecode instructions for syscalls.
all lines not terminated by a single space are comments
There’s a special place in hell for you
Also each line starts with a semicolon and you have to escape spaces in strings using a double forward slash
I realized a while ago that there’s nothing stopping me from writing rust like this
;println!("This is great") ;println!("I think everyone should write rust like this") ;println!("Probably works in most languages that use semicolons") ;Nasm programmers probably think that is old code that you commented out.
hope you don’t forget the semicolon on a line by itself at the end (except in functions where you want to return the value of the last expression)
Also a spicial place in hell for you
Can we add the comefrom function too?
And just to top it off, make this pythonscript a dialect of rust
Nah just rename everything related to Perl
Actually, Pythonscript is a whitespace-sensitive Python-to-perl transpiler.
this is evil
And base the syntax on Typescript
Or make a language named everything so you can say “i program in everything”
This is so cursed wtf
Ps: i haven’t documented all the cursedness yet.
Pyact
Make it so the capitalization affects the scope.
Oh wait.
(Sorry, I recently had to switch to golang for work, and I’m just not used to it yet, and I’m getting annoyed by some of these design decisions)
Make sure it’s not whitespace sensitive and requires explicit typing, just to mess with everyone.
