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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago

More confusion for recruiters

sh.itjust.works

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More confusion for recruiters

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • lurch (he/him)
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    all lines not terminated by a single space are comments

    • @tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works
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      There’s a special place in hell for you

    • Ziglin (it/they)
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      Also each line starts with a semicolon and you have to escape spaces in strings using a double forward slash

      • TurboWafflz
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        0•10 months ago

        I realized a while ago that there’s nothing stopping me from writing rust like this

        ;println!("This is great")
        ;println!("I think everyone should write rust like this")
        ;println!("Probably works in most languages that use semicolons")
        ;
        
        • Ziglin (it/they)
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          Nasm programmers probably think that is old code that you commented out.

        • @miningforrocks@lemmy.ml
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          Also a spicial place in hell for you

          • @rovingnothing29@lemmy.world
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            0•10 months ago

            Can we add the comefrom function too?

        • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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          0•10 months ago

          hope you don’t forget the semicolon on a line by itself at the end (except in functions where you want to return the value of the last expression)

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