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@vga@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

AI layoffs

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AI layoffs

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@vga@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • @R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Shareholders: why not all three?

    • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

      • @vga@sopuli.xyzOP
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        Humanity: yes, let’s replace all of the above. 100% unemployment rate is the only way to go.

      • lad
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        *Several steps later*

        Narrator: And that, folks, is how we got the Utopia we live in, by replacing all the work with AI, and letting people enjoy their lives

        • r00ty
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          Haha. No. Nothing so hopeful. The rich people will get even richer and everyone that used to be working class and middle class die a slow death.

          • @Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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            Now I wander what would happen if only rich people would survive and I’m sure somebody has already written an sf book about that

            • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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              Yeah. That’s (arguably) the background scenario to Asimov’s book “The Naked Sun” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Sun

              Edit: Ooh, Django already gave a cooler link to the same: https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/10729278

            • @django@discuss.tchncs.de
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              Like the planet solaria: https://fandom.adminforge.de/asimov/wiki/Solaria

            • @Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml
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              Took me a while to track it down, but I think this is the book to which you were referring.

              https://angryflower.com/348.html

              I make no cleans about the stances of this artist; I just saw this strip years ago.

    • @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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      Considering that C-suite executives are usually fantastically expensive, they’d be a logical position to automate (assuming AI works like suits think it does). For some veeeery strange reason no board of directors has suggested replacing themselves with AIs

      • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Sounds like they’re not prioritizing the shareholders interests! Last I heard, that’s a fireable offense!

        • @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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          It’s almost like the rules don’t apply to the moneyed class

      • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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        It’d be super easy to replace Sam Altman with a bot that spits out keywords known to increase OpenAI shares.

        Waitaminute… Sam alt-man?

        • @Skepticpunk@lemmy.world
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          I know, right? It’s like he’s an incredibly shitty sci-fi villain.

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