@robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agoHas this ever happened to you?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHas this ever happened to you?lemmy.world@robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-square@raindrop1988@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•edit-21 year agoI write the code: $400 an hour I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour You write the code: $3200 an hour
minus-square@zurohki@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish0•1 year agoI wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
minus-square@Mango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 year agoActually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilink0•1 year agoIf you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
minus-square@ArtVandalist@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglish0•1 year agoCan I get a discount if I have GPT write the code and then you take 5 min if your time to make it work? I can buy you a Pebsi.
minus-square@ArtVandalist@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglish0•1 year agoLuckily I wrote it as a disguised if statement, so here your Pebis 🥤
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilink0•1 year agoI would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.
minus-square@raindrop1988@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 year agoDoes it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish0•1 year agoPssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.
I write the code: $400 an hour
I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour
You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour
You write the code: $3200 an hour
I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.
Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
Can I get a discount if I have GPT write the code and then you take 5 min if your time to make it work? I can buy you a Pebsi.
That’s $6400 per hour
Luckily I wrote it as a disguised if statement, so here your Pebis 🥤
I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.
Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.