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minus-square@Dasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 month ago“But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”
minus-square@ulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish0•1 month agoSo much to evade that gap in the resume
minus-square@Dasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 month agoWhat gap? I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.
minus-square@foofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 month agoHmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.
minus-square@Dasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 month agoNo if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry. You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.
minus-square@foofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•1 month agoSome background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.
minus-square@foofiepie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•edit-21 month agoOh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.
“But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”
So much to evade that gap in the resume
What gap?
I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.
Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.
No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.
You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.
Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.
Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.