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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 28 days ago

Excel logic

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Excel logic

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 28 days ago
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  • Nougat
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    January second for the Yanks.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      0•28 days ago

      What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

      • skulblaka
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        Look bud, you can’t call it “February second” in conversation, write it down as “Second February” in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.

        • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          0•27 days ago

          No, you misunderstand. I’m in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!

      • @Peffse@lemmy.world
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        0•28 days ago

        12/31/9999

      • Nougat
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        You’re assuming that I’m not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

        • @ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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          I usually do mine solitarily.

          • I Cast Fist
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            Sounds like you’re walking a metaphorical minefield

            • Nougat
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              Occasionally, he does mine with others.

          • Nougat
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            Usually.

    • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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      Oh, so THAT’S why they brought Excel into this! I didn’t make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.

      • @psud@aussie.zone
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        0•27 days ago

        A human artist might have said “1/2 full” instead of “half full” but LLMs don’t understand jokes so there’s no hope they’ll be able to make the joke easier

        • @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Oh my god.

          Jesus christ.

          I was thinking, “nah, that seems nitpicky, I’m sure a real person could write either.” But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I’m gonna rip my hair out.

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