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Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months

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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Code Base in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse

Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27501204

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Every time I watch it, I giggle 🤭
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  Idk, something about the words “web scale” just sounds too funny

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