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Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 month ago

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months

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DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 month ago

DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Code Base in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse

Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27501204

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We also got fully self driving cars in 2 years though, in 2016…
- @conicalscientist@lemmy.world
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  I’m posting this from Mars colony. Amazing isn’t it.

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