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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 3 months ago

Cruel and unusual punishment

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Cruel and unusual punishment

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 3 months ago
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    The murderers have to do C++.

    • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix

      man kill

      pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL

      killall -9

    • @marble@sh.itjust.works
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      I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…

      • @earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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        If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card

        • Lucy :3
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          So as long as I’m not caught in between I can murder multiple times?

    • @VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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      Don’t murderers do filesystems?

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        3 months ago

        I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.

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