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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

  • Salamander
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    Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

    • Sabata
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      Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

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        Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

        • Sabata
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          Ah, a fellow wombologist!

          • @snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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            Does Wumbo# count? I’d like to be part of something

            • Sabata
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              Only Wumbo number 5.

              • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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                I’ll usually throw a little Amanda code in there to stay by my side.

          • @VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan
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            It’s web-scale!

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      careful, “git api” almost makes sense

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