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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    SQL is not web-scale

    • @senkora@lemmy.zip
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      Time to watch this gem again: https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs

      • @oo1@lemmings.world
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        0•3 months ago

        I cannot wait to cut off the testicles of a 3.000lb raging bull as it tries to kick my head in.

    • Preston Maness ☭
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      NoSQL is web-scale.

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