alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 11 months agoIt's called attaining divinitysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-square@NateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•11 months agoASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
minus-squareSylveonlinkfedilinkEnglish0•11 months agoReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
minus-squareEntirelyUnlovablelinkfedilink0•11 months agoREAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
minus-square@boonhet@lemm.eelinkfedilink0•11 months agoOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
There’s an emacs-command to do that.
No, the emacs command is for the butterfly
Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
Emacs keybind?
Back to the iron ages
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.
This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.