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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 11 months ago

Let me pull this out of my ass

sh.itjust.works

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Let me pull this out of my ass

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 11 months ago
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  • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    0•11 months ago

    I don’t think that’s how the where clause works

    • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

      • Victor
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        0•11 months ago

        There’s a WHOM keyword in SQL?

        • @Dendie@lemmy.world
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          Hopefully they’ll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM

      • @Hupf@feddit.de
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        I’m still waiting for the WHY clause

    • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      Just chuck an =1 at the end, bam

    • @Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The original didn’t have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

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