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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

Someone escaped the Matrix

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Someone escaped the Matrix

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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • Yeather
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    Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

    • @yonder@sh.itjust.works
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      Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

      • @blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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        Now days we play doom on them

        • Eager Eagle
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          if your tractor can’t run farming simulator, is it even a tractor?

          • @blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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            Fr wtf else are you supposed to do while you till the land?

      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        He remembers the before-times!

      • kingthrillgore
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        Ukrainians led the first front at “liberating” the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

    • @deafboy@lemmy.world
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      If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.

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