Close: JS is a disease.
I’m gonna have to start vetting my partners better, I don’t want to catch Webdev.
1 in 10 Americans think rust is a good thing.
Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that…
Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.
I thought it was because STDS were?
I think most programmers are safe from STDs.
std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.
USA > USB
I disagree. USB is superior.
If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.luckily regarding hardware, smaller is often better
Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?
Who had sex with my website
It was me!
How To Meet Ladies.
It’s cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.
When I search for stl-stuff I often need to add c++ behind it, due to the std-namespace…
The disease part is too real
At least sometimes it’s a viral disease
6 in 10 Americans believe any old nonsense as long as you present it with confidence.
73% of numerical statistics go unverified
If you put a decimal in your statistic, it becomes 82.6% more believable.
71.2% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.
“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”
-Sun Tzu
“This guy is speaking straight facts”
- George Washington
I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.
2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.
7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.
so? most usians cant point to their neighbouring countries on a map.
