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Tiger_Man_〔he/him〕 to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago

that's true

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that's true

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Tiger_Man_〔he/him〕 to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 months ago
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  • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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    That’s not the truth. It’s one of infinitely many truths. They hated him because Jesus didn’t understand how implicit type casting between int and bool worked.

    • @owsei@programming.dev
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      Lambda calculus gang has entered the chat with λx.λy.x as The Truth™

      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I told them to leave a pamphlet and fuck off, but the pamphlet was a fixed-point combinator that put them back on my porch again.

    • @Tanoh@lemmy.world
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      And then there are things like strcmp() that uses 0 as true. At least it is for a good reason, but still confusing.

      • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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        I don’t find it confusing at all. The function doesn’t test equivalence, and the return value is not meant to be a logical value.

    • @Tja@programming.dev
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      if ((1 > 0) == 1)
      printf("The OG truth\n");

  • @Lemmist@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • palordrolap
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      Technically, if you ignore the inherent contradiction in the name, some languages treat NaN as a falsy number and the IEEE standards admit trillions of possible NaNs.

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      If true:
      . return big

  • @AnotherPenguin@programming.dev
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    Does JeSus use javascript?

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    Indexes start at 3. 😈

    • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

    • @lefixxx@lemmy.world
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      I’ll take it over 0, because it will force people to think with what arrays are populated. And if 1 index or 0index is appropriate instead of defaulting all arrays and loops at 0.

    • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      No no… negative three

  • @DrDeadCrash@programming.dev
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    That’s ‘truthy’

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