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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

  • @_pi@lemmy.ml
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    It’s windows host because it has the unique property of leaking to higher levels of abstraction and leaking to lower levels of abstraction, which is a technological feat that can only come from Microsoft.

  • @PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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    TIL go is an interpreted language and runs straight from source code!

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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      obviously the shell script compiles the executable every time the image is run :)

  • @akkajdh999@programming.dev
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    deleted by creator

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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      There are even layers within the hardware layer. :)

      • @bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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        There are even several layers of transistors. And several energy layers of the electrons

      • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        and of course at the lowest level the particle interactions are all calculated by cueball using rocks in a desert

        • @elidoz@lemmy.ml
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          relevant xkcd

          is this what you’re referring to?

          • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            yup

  • Lucy :3
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    My abstractions are:

    • Physical hardware
    • Linux
    • systemd executing the service
  • @davel@lemmy.ml
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    0•6 months ago

    Docker, no docking!
    Docker, no docking!
    Docker, no docking!

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      Wait, by docking do you mean… docking?

      • @davel@lemmy.ml
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        🥺
        👉 👈

        • @kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          man touch

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      0•6 months ago

      Well… depending on the situation… it may be inappropriate [Urban dictionary - NSFW description warning]

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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      deploying docker-compose to production

    • @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Backup, backup…

  • @BruceLee@lemmy.ml
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    Dora s’appelle Jane en anglais ?!

    • @Flatfire@lemmy.ca
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      Non, Dora s’appelle Dora en anglais. The meme is just weird.

    • @bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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      Non. Et effectivement Jane ça ferait moins latina. Tous les autres stéréotypes sont là pour apprendre l’espagnol

  • @traches@sh.itjust.works
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    0•6 months ago

    People don’t actually do this, right? Docker inside docker inside a VM inside another VM? On windows? Right???

    • Morphit
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      anakin.jpg

    • MrScottyTay
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      I’m pretty sure docker recommends that it runs under WSL when on windows.

      • @traches@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, docker in a VM makes sense. Docker in docker in a vm in a vm though?

      • @dan@upvote.au
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        Windows itself is technically running in a VM if you have Hyper-V enabled (not quite that simple, but that’s a reasonable approximation). Hyper-V is a type 1 hypervisor which means it runs directly on the underlying physical hardware, and both Windows as well as any VMs you create are running on top of Hyper-V.

        • MrScottyTay
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          Oh that’s an interesting tidbit, didn’t know that

      • @Matshiro@szmer.info
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        Yep, can confirm

    • @flashgnash@lemm.ee
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      I’ve seen docker inside a VM before but that was just a dev box for testing

      • @twei@discuss.tchncs.de
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        That’s the most reasonable part of the image

        • @flashgnash@lemm.ee
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          Are you not losing loads of performance by stacking vms like that?

      • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        That’s super standard for actual infrastructure

    • @CameronDev@programming.dev
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      Isnt that exactly what minikube is? Kubernetes in docker.

      I’ve used docker-in-docker images, but its usually not fun.

    • @dan@upvote.au
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      I’ve ran Docker in LXC in a KVM before. I used LXC to have multiple containers on a VPS. Then I had to run something that works best with Docker, so I stuck Docker in an LXC.

  • @groet@feddit.org
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    0•6 months ago

    Could also be a hyper-v layer around Windows “host”

  • @merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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    0•6 months ago

    inb4 it’s actually some microcode change introduced to intel management engine

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