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@calebegg@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 9 months ago

Pure evil

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Pure evil

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@calebegg@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 9 months ago
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  • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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    wow this is a good joke’ wonder if it’ll work

    • JackbyDev
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      You’d need to put ’ (specifically) in place of a quotation mark. That is the cp1252 encoding of right single quote in utf 8.

      “Wonder if it’ll work?”

      • @P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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        This doesn’t makes any sense!

  • Xylight
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    I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.

    • @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml
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      Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

  • @sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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    If you’re reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

    If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

    • @ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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      What?

      • @Entropywins@lemmy.world
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        This is torture to do to a programmer…report people torturing others to the authorities

  • @markstos@lemmy.world
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    Thanks, {{ firstName }}

    • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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      Good Ole Bobby tables.

  • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They’d likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

    • @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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      0•9 months ago

      You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

      • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        They are quite well seasoned. But it’s also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

        And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it’s usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

  • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    is there a decnet found satan sub around here?

  • t�m
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    Honestly funny, since we don’t have GDPR here in the US, I guess this is fair.

    • @dan@upvote.au
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      Not sure how that’s relevant, but some states do have an equivalent to GDPR. California has CCPA for example.

    • @pedz@lemmy.ca
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  • @watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    👺 May your socks always be wet.

  • @FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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    Remember to throw in “=” at the start just to toy with the poor sap who has to manipulate the results in excel

  • @RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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  • @IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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    Why is it that whenever something is spitting out junk data, those specific characters are involved?

    • @Vent@lemm.ee
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      � is used to represent an invalid character, so it makes sense that it’d appear often when bad data is being rendered (or good data is being rendered improperly).

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Everything is 0s and 1s to a computer. What a pattern of 0s and 1s encodes is decided by people–often arbitrarily. Over the years there have been attempts to standardize encodings but, for legacy reasons, older encodings are still valid.

      The 0s and 1s that encode ’ in UTF-8 (a standardized encoding) are the same 0s and 1s that encode ’ in CP-1252 (a legacy encoding).

      The � symbol is shown when the 0s and 1s don’t encode anything of meaning.

      • @x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Removed by mod

        • @breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Good to see it “spelt out” like that

    • JackbyDev
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      Right single quote (’) in UTF-8 (https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+2019) has the same bytes as ’ in cp1252 (which is more or less “ASCII” if we’re doing ELI5). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows-1252

      Sometimes your keyboard or program’s settings will use right single quote for apostrophes instead of a normal apostrophe. ’ you might notice how this one is straight and not bent a certain way. This setting is often called smart quotes.

  • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    [object Object]

    • Daemon Silverstein
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      null

    • Codex
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      Seeing this actually sent a small wave of dread through my body

      • Sonotsugipaa
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        Wdym? flamingo_pinyata’s explaination was quite useful, I wish somebody had told me that long ago and it’s still going to let me save so much time.

      • @tourist@lemmy.world
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        When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

        When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      Your Lemmy client appears to have a bug.

      • Comrade Rain
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        undefined

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      [vector Victor]

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    Be sure to use the image upload field too

    • @calebegg@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      How do I do that? Very new to lemmy. Using Boost. Thanks in advance!

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        I don’t think Lemmy supports media fields in comments (though I’ve only skimmed the API, I could be wrong) just on posts. I usually use Postimages for hosting images for comments.

        • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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          cope

        • @kn33@lemmy.world
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          Idk but Boost has a button for adding pictures to comments.


          • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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            That looks like the media endpoint in action, all right.

      • JackbyDev
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        • @SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world
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      • @Trantarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Embed the image using markdown: ![some text](image URL)

  • Chahk
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    If you think that these days resumes actually reach developers, I have an AI company to sell you.

  • @Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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    You are evil

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