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@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

Stay safe people 🙏

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Stay safe people 🙏

sh.itjust.works

@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • Possibly linux
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    0•9 months ago

    I want everyone to go to Windows 11 so the cost of incompatible hardware drops

  • @4oreman@lemy.lol
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    0•8 months ago

    ironically they broke windows to do it

  • Boxscape
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    Threw broken Windows through broken window.

  • @bratorange@feddit.org
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    I didnt knew that car Windows would also turn blue when broken.

    • @ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      Walter_White_S5B

  • boredsquirrel
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    Looks as if that Window got recalled

  • Billegh
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    What a tragedy. Would you be willing to accept some of mine? I mean, you already have six now…

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      0•9 months ago

      Oh, what the hell, doesn’t make a difference at this point.

      • Billegh
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        Good, I have a few volume licenses for you then. 🫠

        • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          0•9 months ago

          Put them on the front seat 🤦…

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            I accidentally installed one on the infotainment system. It’s cool, it still works. I mean I think it does. Hopefully you don’t need to use GPS or radio or your backup cam while it installs 47 sequential updates.

            • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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              0•9 months ago

              Please, just… don’t make this harder than it already is 😭.

              • @captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Also, you need to open the infotainment UI from Edge, and if you try to use any other browser it will crash, and by it I mean your car.

                • Druid
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                  And by it haha, well - let’s justr say

  • @Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    Thoughts and prayers 🙏

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    The person that broke into your car - it was Microsoft!

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Bill? Was that you?

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        And he used a private jet to travel to and from your car.

        Then did the trip again when he realised he only dropped three extra licences.

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    Crowdstrike strikes Windows again.

  • @henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Bugs come in through open Windows.

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      They’re gonna need to apply a patch

      • Ace! _SL/S
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        A patch that might or might not fix whatever its changelog tells you it did. It also introduces new bugs

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          0•9 months ago

          y’all doing changelogs?

          -Facebook iOS as of this week

          • Ace! _SL/S
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            Lmao, shouldn’t be hard to guess what Facebook updated though

            -Added more tracking -Respecting your privacy even less now -Added some exploits to get arround apples “privacy protection” -Now even tracks your childs behaviour illegaly -Pushing even more propaganda and fake news now

  • @tombruzzo@lemm.ee
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    IDK, looks like his car’s windows licence got revoked

    • Possibly linux
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      0•9 months ago

      Average Chinese seller

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