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Gollum to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago

When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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  • linuxgator
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    0•10 months ago

    Looks like it just needs to be defragged.

  • @Mesa@programming.dev
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    Imagine going to take a shower to relax and instead seeing this.

  • @DieguiTux8623@feddit.it
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    0•10 months ago

    Seeing that image has always made me enter a “brain short-circuit” mode where half of my personality wants to cry and the other half wants to laugh. Does anyone experience anything similar?

  • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    My shower doesn’t use me at all.

    • @Schorsch@feddit.org
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      That’s not what it feels like to your shower though.

      • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        I wanna spread the news
        That if it feels this good getting used
        Oh you just keep on using me
        Until you use me up

  • @PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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    A four day work week with no overtime!

  • sheepishly
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    This shower is more employable than I am

    • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      That shower is more employable than most of us.

      But I also bet it’s under-paid because it hasn’t learned to set boundaries.

      Or it’s an epic hobbyist.

  • @ponzuscheme@programming.dev
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    I don’t think I can see tiles with shades of green the same ever again…

  • kubica
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    Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.

    • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.

      Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.

      • @narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee
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        My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.

        • @dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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          my github is a folder on my desktop called “do_not_open_dir_of_shame”

      • @kernelle@lemmy.world
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        How else do you suppose I store my API keys?

  • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    0•10 months ago

    If I ever saw a Github commit history like that, I’d be concerned.

    Quality over quantity, hackers.

    • @Zikeji@programming.dev
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      0•10 months ago

      When it comes to commits, single feature / scoped commits are quality. So this git history is actually underwhelming if the author is full time. This is a good read.

      • @Zangoose@lemmy.world
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        That article also mentions squashing merges though, which would lower the contribution count by a lot unless there’s a GitHub setting to have separate branch commits tracked that I’m missing out on.

      • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        0•10 months ago

        I’m familiar with and practice atomic committing habits. Still seems excessive.

        • @nik9000@programming.dev
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          Mine looks a little like that. It’s my job though. Everything’s on GitHub.

  • Justin
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    0•10 months ago

    I prefer my activity graph in blue.

    https://codeberg.org/

    • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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      Where’s the blue graph? You linked to a homepage of some website.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        https://codeberg.org/ernest?tab=activity

        Oh wait.

        • @TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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          It’s wild to me that kbin has users, for all the problems it seems to have.

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            At this point it doesn’t. Mbin is where actual development is happening. Even kbin.run is mbin.

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    0•10 months ago

    I hate these unrealistic beauty standards

  • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    0•10 months ago

    I like to think the tiler knew what he was doing, and sometimes chuckles about the epic troll to this day.

  • @Gsus4@mander.xyz
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    0•10 months ago

    Damn, that cuts deep 😞

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