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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months ago

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  • @beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Inserting Rust comment here :)

  • RandomLegend [He/Him]
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    You called our instance? :D

    • @JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I had no idea that’s what dbzer0 stood for!

      • @emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works
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        I thought it was a Dragon Ball Z reference.

      • whoareu
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        0•10 months ago

        Ohhh dbzer0 = divide by zero

        TIL

        • @ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          0•10 months ago

          There are dozens of us. Dozens!

          • RandomLegend [He/Him]
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            0•10 months ago

            Well actually we have 12,572 registered users :D

            • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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              A kilodozen.

  • @Yondoza@sh.itjust.works
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    0•10 months ago

    Was this the root cause??? Hahahaha

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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      0•10 months ago

      here’s a good overview of what happened https://www.thestack.technology/crowstrike-null-pointer-blamed-rca/

      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Lit, I’ve been waiting for this.

        Edit: That’s mostly a high-level overview. Do you have some actual reverse-engineering you can point me to?

        • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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          sorry, I haven’t looked if there’s a more detailed analysis yet

          • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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            0•10 months ago

            Unfortunately most of the stuff I see linked is Twitter, and I’m not in the walled garden.

            • Morphit
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              0•10 months ago

              Same. I can see some of it in between popovers about my account being suspended, getting rate limited, or of course “something went wrong”. I don’t understand why there are people who still only post there.

        • Morphit
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          It’s a proprietary enterprise security product so I think it’ll be difficult to get information until they give a proper post-mortem (if they do so). Here’s hoping someone can put it all together though.

          From what we have from CrowdStrike so far, the Channel File 291 update was to combat some use of Named Pipes in Windows malware.

          This seems to have triggered a null pointer exception in the Falcon kernel driver as it loaded this Channel File. CrowdStrike say this is not related to the large null sections of one of the files but haven’t really explained what did trigger it.

          Regardless, the kernel driver ought to have been statically analysed to detect this kind of memory hazard, or written in a language that prevents this class of bugs altogether. This is a priority of the US government right now, but CrowdStrike doesn’t seem to have got the memo.

          • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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            I mean, even basic testing would have caught this. It’s not like it’s particularly infrequently triggered.

            • Morphit
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              For this Channel File, yes. I don’t know what the failure rate is - this article mentions 40-70%, but there could well be a lot of variance between different companies’ machines.

              The driver has presumably had this bug for some time, but they’ve never had a channel file trigger it before. I can’t find any good information on how they deploy these channel files other than that they push several changes per day. One would hope these are always run by a diverse set of test machines to validate there’s no impact to functionality but only they know the procedure there. It might vary based on how urgent a mitigation is or how invasive it’ll be - though they could just be winging it. It’d be interesting to find out exactly how this all went down.

              • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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                I’m a bit OOTL on what exactly a channel file is, being a Linux person, or how it relates to a driver. Are they in userspace, then? That would make it slightly less insane they didn’t check it thoroughly before their Friday update.

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