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@jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago

I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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@jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago
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  • Jakylla
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    Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    “ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.

  • @RichardoC@lemmy.world
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    Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)

    • Lemminary
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      dev.ruin()!

      SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

      No, it’s an order!

      Understood

  • @istoff@lemmy.world
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    You should press backspace. 😉

  • @bisby@lemmy.world
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    Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

    • key
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      Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt

  • @activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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    Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.

  • @lud@lemm.ee
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    The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

  • katy ✨
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    i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      Security people will say so.

  • @BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world
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    You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

  • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    Same thing.

  • @Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works
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    MCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.

  • @Klear@lemmy.world
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    • @I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world
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      Hi Strong Bad

    • @Klanky@sopuli.xyz
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      Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

      • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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        Computer over?
        Virus = very yes?

        That’s not a good prize!

    • @SourceHuman@lemmy.world
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      Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
      https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.

  • @reboot6675@sopuli.xyz
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    Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo

  • @ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today
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    Its an alias, so no problem.

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